Breed Specific Quotes

"I know that dogs are pack animals, but it's difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles... and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's?"     

~Yvonne Clifford

"The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor."

~Margo Kaufman

"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."

~Robert Benchley

"Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs."

~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

"Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland."

~Josh Billings

"Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on."


"The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go."

~Winston Churchill

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

~Rita Rudner

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."

~Smiley Blanton

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