"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
~Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
~Franklin P. Jones
"Dogs are like chips, you can't have just one!"
~Unknown