"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog."
~Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs."
~Martha Scott
"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us."
~Robert Louis Stevenson
But never yet the dog our country fed,
Betrayed the kindness or forgot the bread.
~Edward Lytton Bulwer
When all the world is young, lad,
And all the trees are green
And every goose a swan, lad,
And every lass a queen;
Then hey for boot and horse, lad,
And round the world away;
Young blood must have its course, lad,
And every dog his day.
~Charles Kingsley
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
~Rudyard Kipling
"I know that dogs are pack animals, but it's difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles... and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's?"
~Yvonne Clifford
"The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor."
~Margo Kaufman
"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."
~Robert Benchley
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
~Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
~Franklin P. Jones
"Dogs are like chips, you can't have just one!"
~Unknown
"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."
~Will Rogers
"Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really."
~Agnes Sligh Turnbull
"The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man."
~Robertson Davies
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